They say that laughter is the best medicine, and these 15 favorite family-friendly cat jokes will cure any kind of blues. These kid-conscious one-liners will be appropriate for all ages and fun to share with any cat lover. Great for school, family events, or just something to make you laugh around the dinner table together, this feline humor will amuse your loved ones.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
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What is a cat’s favorite car? A Catillac
What is the cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
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What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari.
What is the cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews!
What is a cats favorite musical instrument? Purr-cussion.
Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
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Hahaha lol the Furrari joke used by husband didnt work well with me, I have to show this list of cat jokes to him! haha made my day!
Oh my goodness, how cute! My favorite is “What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night”! I can’t stand to have a frog near me – yuck! I am going to give my eleven year old granddaughter this link. She will love these and can show her mom. Her parents are true blue cat people!
Hahaha lol the Furrari joke used by husband didnt work well with me, I have to show this list of cat jokes to him! haha made my day!
Oh my goodness, how cute! My favorite is “What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night”! I can’t stand to have a frog near me – yuck! I am going to give my eleven year old granddaughter this link. She will love these and can show her mom. Her parents are true blue cat people!
Those are great! My mom replaced us kids with cars as we moved out. Need to tell her these!
Those are great! My mom replaced us kids with cars as we moved out. Need to tell her these!
Hahaha, I love all of those! Cats are my favorite animals, and this is first time I see these jokes, they’re hilarious!
Hahaha, I love all of those! Cats are my favorite animals, and this is first time I see these jokes, they’re hilarious!
What are cats afraid of?. CATastrophies.